Cabaret Voltaire - Micro-Phonies (1984): Top #15 Industrial Album Art
“DIE U RIVETHEAD! CAB V STOPPED BEING RELEVANT ONCE WATSON LEFT, LEAVING US WITH SYNTH NEWAVE SHIT”
This is an exaggerated albeit not uncommon dismissal of most of Cabaret Voltaire’s output since they signed to Some Bizzare/Virgin — which is understandable.
Cabaret Voltaire had no equal from the 70s until the early 80s. They were one of the few groups in the world creating home-built synthesizer music that had any assemblence to a rock or punk band in the late 70s. Suicide, Throbbing Gristle, The Screamers, and SPK were among their peers. And each of these groups left a unique influential stamp, to give credit.
While Cabaret Voltaire weren’t as personally confrontational in their earliest live performances as any of the above, their design was highly confrontational. Instead of exhibiting human rage, they infiltrated people and the media — sampling news media through tapes (and later via sampler.) In the 2002 music documentary Made In Sheffield, there is footage of Cabaret Voltaire performing live in the back of a moving van, an example of their D.I.Y. aesthetic that — paraphrasing the documentary — was initially inspired by punk, or the spirit thereof.
For experimental electronic music, be it Industrial or other genres, they were like the Velvet Underground (whom they covered then, coincidentally.) While not wildly popular in their earliest days on Rough Trade, many fans went on to become inspired by their earliest work and make their own, especially other musicians in their home base of Sheffield, England — ranging from future members of The Human League, Heaven 17, and ABC. Mark E. Smith of The Fall champions this period of Cabaret Voltaire to this day.
Their key release and best, however, was the transitional 2X45, released in 1982. Christopher Watson had just left the group. Richard H. Kirk and Stephen Mallinder decided to “funk” it up, literally — stressing the quotes.

Without the piercing raw synthesizer textures of Watson (and instead, organ and tapes on half of the tracks), Kirk and Mallinder produced six tracks of extended dark funk-influenced rock. The vocals were heavily echoed growls from hell - with less classic industrial effect treatment. This wasn’t funk-rock as much as one amazing artifact of what’s now called post-punk and Industrial. If one wanted to purchase the gateway to the roots of the early Ministry, Revolting Cocks, and Skinny Puppy, 2X45 is the one.
Their next phase into droney electronic dance music, i.e. The Virgin Years, should be primarily credited to American dance producer John Robie, who approached Cabaret Voltaire with a dance remix of “Yashar” (originally on 2 X 45.) According to the Ken Hollings article and interview in the 2002 Futurist issue of The Wire, Kirk and Mallinder initially weren’t keen on the idea, instead sending Robie two new tracks. Robie rejected them back, and insisted on showing Cabaret Voltaire how to properly do “Yashar.” — “properly” according to John Robie, anyway.

Robie’s remix must have won Cabaret Voltaire over, because they would essentially take inspiration from John Robie and Arthur Baker’s trick book for the next few years, signing onto a deal with Some Bizzare Records via Virgin Records, with Some Bizzare’s Stevo being an early fan of the group. The Virgin Years, in fairness, should be called the Some Bizzare years.
One of the elements in their major label deal that didn’t change was employing record designer Neville Brody. Brody had first worked with Cabaret Voltaire on their 3 Crépuscle Tracks single from 1981.

Brody’s first commercially successful sleeve work is most certainly Depeche Mode’s “Just Can’t Get Enough” single. However, he had worked with Cabaret Voltaire more than any other group. Brody’s aesthetic of randomly placed shapes, limited color palette, high saturation, grainy swarthy background figures, and sharp-edge fonts could be co-opted by other designers of future Industrial/electronic music releases, perhaps Sheffield’s The Designers Republic — whose Ian Anderson stated in the liner notes to Cabaret Voltaire’s Conform To Deform collection, paraphrasing, “without Cabaret Voltaire, there would be no Designers Republic!”
Brody’s best work was certainly 1984’s Micro-Phonies. The cover design both set it firmly in the 80’s, while remaining iconic for far longer.






(Credit is due to the music design blog Hard Format whose entry on this album was invaluable to this post, and sourced the Micro-Phonies images.)
Since their earliest work, Cabaret Voltaire were sampling American evangelists. Religion is a topic covered throughout the group’s music. Micro-Phonies’ art exhibited this most directly. The font used for the band’s name makes heavy use of Gothic arches. The elongated arches throughout the artwork in combination with the plus-signs hint at ancient architecture more subtlely, inferring religious architecture since churches in Western society typically are the oldest buildings.
The giant juxtaposition in the front cover is the person with a mummified face in the background, with some sort of device on a string dangling from his or her mouth (presumably a microphone?) Original artwork is credited to London artist Phil Barnes — no relation to the celebrity sportsman of a similar name. While unclear, the human on the album cover is perhaps a photograph by Barnes. Its grainy quality immediately brings to mind footage of hostages on TV.
Micro-Phonies produced two great singles, “Sensoria” and “James Brown.” However, it’s the weakest album in their Some Bizzare years, and the weakest until 1990’s Groovy Laidback And Nasty. “Do Right” is downright annoying as an opening track, overusing The Sampler — which unfortunately poisons the 12” version of “Sensoria” throughout. With the exception of “The Operative”, the remaining tracks don’t leave a lasting impression compared to the singles and their B-sides.
Cabaret Voltaire’s best albums of this phase were actually what followed: the trebly and downright regressive The Covenant, The Sword, And The Arm Of The Lord from 1985, and their definitive Adrian Sherwood-produced pop album Code from 1987 — all of whose art was designed by Neville Brody.
However, Brody’s (and Barnes’s) work on Micro-Phonies stands the test of time. The primary image has been reused by future Cabaret Voltaire compilations, albeit removing most of Brody’s original design touches.
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P.S. You would think I would forget that poster in 1987’s Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? You’re nuts! I even remember the short-lived TV series of the same name! The only thing I remember from that pilot episode was the Micro-Phonies poster, which remained as prominent as in the original flick — perhaps the only thing that remained intact.
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